tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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