He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
no you cant smoke seaweed
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Floor bacon is actually really good
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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