Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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