Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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