Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My vagina is very pro this idea
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