I'm drive I can fine osifer
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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