Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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