i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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