WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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