I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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