I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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