true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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