i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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