i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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