I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i now understand why vodka
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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