everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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