dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Alive.
So much puke
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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