just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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