I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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