Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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