Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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