What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
being pregnant is like rehab
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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