I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
A bitchslap is in order.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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