I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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