Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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