I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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