just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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