She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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