shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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