I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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