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penguin condom
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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