they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
honey bunches of taint.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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