Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
