Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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