sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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