idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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