Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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