Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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