he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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