he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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