:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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