I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
