Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He has the fingertips of a God
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