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in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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