it wasn't lemon gatorade
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
