North Korea, Best Korea!
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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