That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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