But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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