Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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