so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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