For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
and she was petting her beer can
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
