Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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