: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Will you blow on my dice?
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Screwed.edu
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
