"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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