i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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