I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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