next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I need to stop coming to work sober
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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