You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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